A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice.The man’s first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny. Unfortunately, her husband was still at work, so she resorted to stripping off all her clothes and started to masturbate.She got very excited, rubbing herself and moaning, and when her
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.The owner replied, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I’m blind and cannot see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor,
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, “My cock is longer than that cat’s tail.”A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, “Just