Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you’re a man?
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw open
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!””What happened?” asked the friend.”My wife found out…”
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless you in this
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees.” The cannibals