Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on the left, pisses into the
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled “It be a fresh Window.” It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.Jake says, “Well, when we got to the hotel, my youngest son carried me up the stairs,
Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my fault…I ran out of money!
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?4. I Can’t Get Over You,
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He says to her, “Excuse me, aren’t you Karen Carlton, and didn’t you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?””Yes. How’d you know?””I never forget a face.”