These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS. Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign warning of quicksand:
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his forehead, then his =stomach, then each shoulder. As
How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse andasked who
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. Onemorning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, “Friends Ihave been hearing very nasty rumors!”The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued,”One of you, here
I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to a 25 year old man and said “boxers” or “briefs”? Hesaid briefs.They went to a 40 year old man and said “boxers” or “briefs”? Hesaid boxers.Then they went up to a 80 year old man and