Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. Onemorning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, “Friends Ihave been hearing very nasty rumors!”The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued,”One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a member ofthe dreaded ‘Klu Klux Klan.’ This, of course, is not true! I amasking that the guilty party confess and apologize now – right here- before my flock of loyal followers.”A young woman quickly stood up blushing and trembling and pled,”Preacher, please, I don’t know how this all came to be. I justmentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard underthe sheets.”