Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve never come this way before!” and thesecond nun says, “Oh, it must be the cobblestone!”
Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie’s. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.So one day, they are all