Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
Category: Ghost jokes
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost