How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
Category: Ghost jokes
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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue – you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
A butler came running into his important master’s office. “Sir, sir, there’s a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.