I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A man was complaining to a friend: ‘I had
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!” “That’s great,” his wife said. “Yeah, I thought so too,” he agreed. “You start on
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.