Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
Category: Halloween jokes
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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. ‘Are you here as a ghost ?’ asked his friends ‘No, I’m an undercover agent”.
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?” The little girl looks up at
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.