The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out… a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the patient doesn’t pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” asked Carmella. “No,” said Mario. “Who wrote it?”
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?””Guilty”, said the man in the dock.At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man what he sees.”A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks