How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unfortunately, time had run
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.