A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied.”You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!””Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Beforethey enter the room she leaves her behind the theatredoor to go in and check whether everything is ready.A young man wearing a
How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.
Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn’t heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t answer it!”
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn’t make it so he swam back.