Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?
Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone – “Get me a coffee, quickly!”The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’llhave lost at least 5 pounds.”When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.
Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont