I’m Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am George Carlin.I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour.”Paddy my friend”, he said. “I’m going on holiday for a few weeks an I wanted to know if you could come around a couple a times a day to check up on me elderly ma,
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.””Ridiculous,” said the doctor. “you’d never know if you had thedisease or not. With that ailment there’s no discomfort of anykind.””Right,” said Herman, “those are my exact symptoms.”