The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it.”But you’ve got no arms… you can’t do this job!” says the church leader.The new applicant shouts back – “Sure I can… I’ll do it
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!”
The New Drum by Major Headache
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.””OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?””A fottle, replies the inventor.””A fottle? That’s a stupid! Can’t you think of something
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.””Does that mean I’m cured?” he asked.”For all practical purposes, yes,” she said. “I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven’t stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, “Can you count any higher?” The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.