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Kowalski and Janzek

Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
went out in the woods looking for
Christmas trees.

looked all day without any luck.

Near nightfall Kowalski finally
said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next
tree we come to, whether it has
lights on it or not!”