Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2. Form a loose grip.3. Keep your head down.4. Avoid a quick back swing.5. Stay out of the water.6. Try not to hit anyone.7. If you are taking too
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.”The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.He comes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.
Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I’m broke.BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??BOY : What time was it??GIRL : Say you love me!
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to stand