After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, “Fine! Just feel my nose.”
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:………..PRICELESS!
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand.””And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.’
The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak