Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he saw a creek. He quickly jumped in, clothes and all. When he arrived home completely soaked his dad asked, “Son what happened?””I jumped in that creek down the road.””Why did you do that?””I dunno.”His dad was
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the medication thedoctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?She was told that it was.There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” said the idiot,
Looking Forward by Felix Ited
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties…Bad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons