How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? ‘Voodoo like to dance with me ?’
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. “Hey, what yew got there?” asked a neighbor. “I dunno much ’bout art,” replied Melburn, “but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It’s one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!”
The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over to take a cookie,
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, “I think I need my eyeschecked.”She says, “You’re not kidding. This is the Ladies Room.”
First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.
IRS Agent: What’s all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here’s some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .