How to Get There by Ridya Bike
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.Just at that
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely.I don’t have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ugliness?””I’m sure I can,” the psychiatrist replied.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York Hotel.The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park,”What’s that” says the Texan”Oh! That’s Queens Park” says the Cabby, “Its our Provincial Government,
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.