Is it good to drink witch’s brew? Yes, it’s very newt tricious!
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, “How cum yer wearin’ two jackets?” ” ‘Cause,” said the redneck, “the directions on the can say
The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said,
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.”He says, “Get up on the table and I’ll see what I can do.”She gets up on the table, and as he’s examining her, he starts to giggle.She says, “It’s not
Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn’t have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. “Sure,” said Izzard. “There a mirror around here?” “There’s one on the wall right beside you,” said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the