This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. “Doc,” he says, “I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having it again.””What dream?” asked the shrink, not really paying attention.”You know,” says the man, “the one where I’m into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. “Ah heard the boys is gonna strike,” he said. “What fer?” asked Pyle. “Shorter hours.” “Good fer them!” said the redneck. “Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!”
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here’s how…An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.As smart as bait.Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. “Ah think somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. “Well, did yew stop him?” asked Stakely. “Naw!” said the redneck. “He was too fast. But
Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances….President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at