Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
when his neighbor,
Stakely, came rushing in.

“Ah think
somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said
breathlessly.

Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

“Well, did
yew stop him?” asked Stakely.

“Naw!” said the redneck. “He was
too fast. But Ah got his license
plate before he got away!”