Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It’s called The Hex-Files.
My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The doctor says,”Good lord! How do your pants fit?”The man replies, “Like a glove.”
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. ‘You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night.’ ‘That’s very kind of you,’