A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not find
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?
The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend – “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag.”Use this one – You can’t lose it!”His friend replies,
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. “Oh, it was very disappointing,”he said. “I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.”