After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.”How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” Washington, slapping Osama in the face.Patrick Henry comes up from behind. “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says “Doctor, am I going
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” – I said, “Dust!”
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !
Dont’ Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is “Does this look infected to you?”-You ask your wife wheather
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman