Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy,a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
Out for the Count by Esau Stars
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s AgentDesperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come DotsSlot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says with anticipated agony, “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies:
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back