Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr…
Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.”We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife.””Well, tell me!” the man said.The policeman said, “We have
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok. Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.Woman: Ok. Dr.: Take the yellow pill after
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.
Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene