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Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don’t know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.”Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?””That’s easy,” he replied. “You ask them
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?” asked the doctor. “Fine.” he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked, “How many times do you have sex per month?” “About two orthree.” the man replied. “You should be doing better