A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, “I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.She then says, “before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill said, “Give me the good news.” “They’re going to name a disease after you.”
Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your loudest screams.” Patient: “Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad this time.” Dentist: “Well, there are about 20 people in thewaiting room right now, and I don’t want to missthe five o’clock Braves game on Channel
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?
Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic