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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection,
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway.My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball completely off the fairway.I asked him for help, and he offered to give me a physical to see if he could
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phonerang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of acolleague on the other end of the line.”We need a fourth for poker,”
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?”