-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a duck.-Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?So he could h
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex glove factory in Mexico, and saw how they make the gloves. One person would stick his hand in the melted latex,
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” the doctor replies.”Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.” “But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. “He sleepswith his
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. “Now what should I do?” His mother has an idea. “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?” He
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.For a