Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.”Hearing this, the other blonde leans
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man
