Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.If you can’t get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.Always find a good patch of sun
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon while the choirboy filled the holy water fountain.Suddenly, the choirboy burst into the minister’s room and yelled, “father father, I just saw the most amazing thing! I filled the holy