How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.There is a very
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in the class.