Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!”The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea – go
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.”Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.””Oh, I’ll let my
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.