Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? “Why are we running so fast ?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line”
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!