The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If Baywatch Barbie sells well, other Barbie/TV tie-ins seem certainto follow. Some possibilities:Melrose Place Barbie: Comes
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart alot.My Mom has lots of boyfriends. One
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What are you doing?”She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend’s/husband’s ex and notice she’s gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30