Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?”Oh”, sighed Judy, “I had a wonderful time.””I thought as
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said “That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc?e is still