Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder andthey were arguing about how wide their snatches were.(This happens all the time.) The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn’t have a web he had a website !
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied “Read my lips. No
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th