At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night”. So he says “ok” and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?”The doctor said” put this on and come back next week if it doesn’t work.”The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn’t worked so he tells the
