Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds around the rest of the jail, they get to the cafeteria. In one corner, he sees a group of elderly men laughing hysterically. Interested, he watches them while the older warden gets
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The catholic preacher sees a cat in the middle of the road, and slams on his brakes. The cat is avoided, but the Baptist preacher hits the back of the catholic preacher. They step out of their
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?” The Hairdresser – who asks
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt