Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. “What’ll it be?” the bartender says.The duck says, “I think I’ll have the grapes.” “Well,
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:”Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black’s desk, she is the loan manager, I’m sure she will be happy to talk to you,” The head desk says. The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black’s desk and
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have