Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over a gynecologist’s office”Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”On a Plumbers truck:”We repair what your husband tried to fix.”On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:”Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”Pizza shop slogan:”7
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food