Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What