Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go’s to get help.
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”