Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don’t think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he’ll be a rich man when you do.
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals” – Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her moth
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, “I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven, but I’m really curious… What does Hell look like?” So Saint
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!