Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s rest room? A: Say, “Nice dick.”Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.Q: Are birth control
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to get her INTO her car!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he wasabout to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says “I will grant each of you three wishes.”The bear says “I wish all the bears in the forest were females.” *poof* It’s done.The rabbit says “I